Well, GUIDO issued yet another version of an apologia regarding his anti-gay family stance. THIS time he says he's sad and has a lot to learn.
He then goes on to say he'll be meeting with all sorts of representatives from different sorts of families.
I guess we have to wait until Guido can "work out" his issues before knowing where he'll stand, ultimately, on the gay family.
In the meantime, the pasta is gunna get realllllly gummy!
In a proactive - GRAB THAT DOUGH - action, Barilla's big rival company, BUITONI, embraces ALL in its new ad.
No gay family hemming & hawing or quibblin'around with Buitoni. They know who's eating Ricetta tagliatelle al capriolo* and who's not on a Monday night in the city while being served by a big-cock-bulging waiter named Marcello, with his grapefruit-sized biceps and homosexual cleft in his need-a-shave chin.
*That's pasta with deer meat, in case you were interested.
(originally posted 9/26/13 8:14PM)
(Yummm. Penne . Say it real'fast and you have penis!)
Oh, those Italian pasta moguls make my meat sauce boil!
Guido (need I say more?) Barilla made the pronouncement that he and his company don't like THE GAYS.
In fact, he essentially said that (paraphrasing): If gay like his pasta - AND HIS MESSAGE - they'll continue to eat Barilla brand foods. And if the gays don't like it, they can eat another brand of pasta.
And on Italian public radio waves, no less!
Oh! And in typical homophobic Italian pasta mogul style, he said that he opposed gay adoptions but is in favor of gay marriage.
Problem with that is the fact that gay marriage is illegal in Italy. So his stance for it is rather moot.
But the major fall-out comes from his statement that his company would NEVER use gays in their commercials. Because Barilla, Inc. is all about FAMILY.
And GAWD knows that an Italian family don't have none of those GAYS in them!
(So WHOSE uncut, huge schlonged sons & dads was I sucking off in Italy, then???).
But then we must also remember that at the start of the Vatican pedophile scandals, Germany, the UK and the USA had hundreds and thousands of cases...each.
While Italy had no complaints of such. lol
(That still makes me giggle).
A boycott was called in Rome today as the numerous homosexual pasta eaters there were, of course, highly offended.
"Here's you're al dente, Barilla!", the Roman homos all seemed to shout as they made that front teeth thumb flick which we all know and love.
And, I for one, a pasta eater in a country where our pastas don't have a sexual orientation, stand behind them!