You have to always love a passive-aggressive public pervert sort who likes to spend his days letting other guys OGLE as they see 'xxxactly how a man is built.
The EVER ELUSIVE Mark Harmon cock bulge.
WHAT IS WITH SOME MEN? Oh, you know the type - the ones we most want to see bulging and dick hanging out who simply refuse to ever much EVER even give a guy a glimpse.
Oh, there's a whole crop of them - the type who you know they know you know that they're hung...but they refuse to EVER much show even the hint of bulge. They're the usually BIG LUGS who wear the over-sized tee shirts or some plaid shirt which covers their crotch. They stop wearing Speedos the moment they sense some dude looking between their legs. And forever after that, you only see them in dad baggies or boardies which are somehow even baggier than the dad baggies!
They figure out every car, briefcase or piano behind which to stand. They're the only men who can wear a sport jacket and somehow make it cover their major bulge as it runs along a left thigh. How do they do that - with just the hem of a sport coat?
And most importantly - WHYYYYYYY!?!!?